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“Dude that’ll cause permanent brain-damage.” Came Denmark’s concerned remark. You didn’t listen; you continued to bang your head on a table.
“You don’t understand Den-Den. I’m totally in love with Berwald but he’s so gay for Tino-chan.” You whined. Denmark sighed. Sweden should have known better.
Calling Finland his wife right in front of you wasn’t the best idea.
“Well I’m sure he didn’t-.”
“Mean it?!?! That’s bull Den-Den and you know it.” Denmark winced at your snappy tone. Denmark had to get to the bottom of this, before you do something you might regret.
“Yo Berwald, you gotta minute.”
Denmark yelled to the tall man who happened to be building a birdhouse.
“…What Mathias]?”
“[Name]’s been sorta mad lately and it’s because of you.” Sweden tensed at the mention of you being mad at him, but Denmark didn’t notice.
“Why is [Name] mad at me?” Sweden asked.
“Well you called Finny your wife in front of her.” Sweden sighed and looked around.
“Can you keep a secret Mathias?”
“Heeeeey [Name]!” Denmark yelled. You turned around only to be glomped by the blonde.
“What is it Den-Den?” Denmark grinned.
“Go in the back yard ASAP.” You sighed, hoping it wasn’t a prank.
“Hello [Name].”
You were shocked when you reached the back yard. Sweden had a huge birdhouse in his hand and he had a smile on his face. A smile?!?! That scared you a bit. Even though you’ve been dating Sweden for about a year, he never smiled before.
“Come here.”
You slowly walked over to the tall intimidating man. He handed you the house.
“I-it’s for me?” you stuttered out. Sweden chuckled, his smile never faltered.
Suddenly, a yellow bird came out of the house; a ring was in his small beak.
“Berwald is that a-.”
“Wedding ring? It is.” You were happy but still confused.
“Then why did you call Tino your “wife”? You asked.
“I was talking to you [Name].” Whaaaat on earth was he talking about? You gaped at him “You were!?” He nodded.
“Yes… I guess you could say I was practicing.”
You two stood there in silence for a while. You took the ring out of the bird’s beak and put it on your finger. Sweden looked down at you, a surprised look was written all over his face. His eyes soften and his smile grew bigger.
“I’ll take that as a yes.” You laughed.
Welp here's another one~
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decembercat124 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
I don't smash my head on the table... No I charge my head into the wall like a bull
TheMostSpecialAngel Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014  Student Artist
Japan: I think you may be right there, I wirr terr Doitsu-chan and Prussia-chan
NOMNOMSUN Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014
*looks at the bird house, then the yellow bird pops out* Oh, hey Gilbird.
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
I would have missed the ring and broken the birdhouse to get it. Berwald would've been like "dafuq u doin?" Me: my precioussssssssssss
MicaOpal Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014
Is the yellow bird Gilbird?!
Ray711 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Tino: *happy dances in the background* Not his wiiiiiife~
Me: No, you're not. You're Santa.
Berwald: *looks at me* M'w'fe.
Me: I'm hungry. *walks into the kitchen and starts strangling Denmark's tie*
Mathias: WHAT...THE...HELL...DID...I...DO...
Me: Well, Denny, All you have in your fridge is beer!
Me: But I want apple juice...
Berwald: *appears with le random apple juice* Here.
Me: Yay! Thanks, Sve!
MyDepictionOfFiction Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
For some reason I remember being aroun seven, pouring Apple juice into beer glasses and pretending it was beer. I still do this THANKS TO YOU HETALIA!
Tabby-Cat44 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i just... su-san... :')
CRANB3RRYJU1CE Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letterfrom a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,thisreallyworks!!!!1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3times!2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and sayit to your self 6 times!!3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scrolldown focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.* ** ** *Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and whatyou wished for will come true within in one week!u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of yourcrush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Nowpay very close attention this important message!Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chainletters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if youbreak this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing thesestories.First Example:Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this samechain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when shegot this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a carcrash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happenedand her mom would be alive.Second Example:Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, wasshort and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs ofyour total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rdgrade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love forhim ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew upand married each other to live happily forever.Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd ratherbe, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats onlyme. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthatspecial somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!15 people- your crush will say they like you20 people- your crush will ask you out!25 people- your crush will kiss you!!30 people - Your crush will have sex with you35 people or more- All of the above!!Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!Now, complaining cus u dont have anyfriends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chatroom, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you onlyhave 1 hourif the pain goes on im not gonna make it...! 
SpeakTheTruth16 Featured By Owner May 24, 2014
wait... a yellow bird, did Gilbird just have camo in this story.
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