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“Dude that’ll cause permanent brain-damage.” Came Denmark’s concerned remark. You didn’t listen; you continued to bang your head on a table.
“You don’t understand Den-Den. I’m totally in love with Berwald but he’s so gay for Tino-chan.” You whined. Denmark sighed. Sweden should have known better.
Calling Finland his wife right in front of you wasn’t the best idea.
“Well I’m sure he didn’t-.”
“Mean it?!?! That’s bull Den-Den and you know it.” Denmark winced at your snappy tone. Denmark had to get to the bottom of this, before you do something you might regret.
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“Yo Berwald, you gotta minute.”
Denmark yelled to the tall man who happened to be building a birdhouse.
“…What Mathias]?”
“[Name]’s been sorta mad lately and it’s because of you.” Sweden tensed at the mention of you being mad at him, but Denmark didn’t notice.
“Why is [Name] mad at me?” Sweden asked.
“Well you called Finny your wife in front of her.” Sweden sighed and looked around.
“Can you keep a secret Mathias?”
-
“Heeeeey [Name]!” Denmark yelled. You turned around only to be glomped by the blonde.
“What is it Den-Den?” Denmark grinned.
“Go in the back yard ASAP.” You sighed, hoping it wasn’t a prank.
-
“Hello [Name].”
You were shocked when you reached the back yard. Sweden had a huge birdhouse in his hand and he had a smile on his face. A smile?!?! That scared you a bit. Even though you’ve been dating Sweden for about a year, he never smiled before.
“Come here.”
You slowly walked over to the tall intimidating man. He handed you the house.
“I-it’s for me?” you stuttered out. Sweden chuckled, his smile never faltered.
Suddenly, a yellow bird came out of the house; a ring was in his small beak.
“Berwald is that a-.”
“Wedding ring? It is.” You were happy but still confused.
“Then why did you call Tino your “wife”? You asked.
“I was talking to you [Name].” Whaaaat on earth was he talking about? You gaped at him “You were!?” He nodded.
“Yes… I guess you could say I was practicing.”
You two stood there in silence for a while. You took the ring out of the bird’s beak and put it on your finger. Sweden looked down at you, a surprised look was written all over his face. His eyes soften and his smile grew bigger.
“I’ll take that as a yes.” You laughed.
“Yep!”
Welp here's another one~
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:iconamberpelt1215:
Amberpelt1215 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Japan get your camera Sweden is smiling and laughing 
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:iconstepanyloids:
StepanyLoids Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What? Gilbird is now a cupid?
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:iconlivi1234:
LIVI1234 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Yup Gilbert would be proud
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StepanyLoids Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Gilbert : Kesesesese~! C'mere my lil' awesome Gilbird! Zhe Awesome me is so proud!
Gilbird : Piyo~
Gilbert : N-now can you help zhe awesome me and Eliza...?

I'm so sorry... PruHun Fandom...
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:iconlivi1234:
LIVI1234 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Gilberd: bitch Eliza got rodrich you shall be with canada
.....Pranada fandom....
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:iconstepanyloids:
StepanyLoids Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Isn't it called PruCan? GOD THEY'RE SO CUTE!! NARCISSTIC WITH SHY/CALM THEY'RE PERFECT

Lol i ship Prussia with everyone... Germancest, PruAus, PruHun, PruCan, Prussia x Italy, Prumano, and many more! I just can't choose one!
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:iconlivi1234:
LIVI1234 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Lol I have a whole sketch book of my ships XD
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:iconhetaliafangirl01:
hetaliafangirl01 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2015
A smile?!?! That scared you a bit.

LOL I would b like HOLY SHIT GOTTA TAKE A PIC XD
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:icongreenemerald200:
greenemerald200 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  Student General Artist
YOUR ICON IS SO KAWAII

AND THE STORY IS KAWAII :)
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:iconabsolcherries:
absolcherries Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
BUT YOUR ICON IS KAWAII TOO
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:icondecembercat124:
decembercat124 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
I don't smash my head on the table... No I charge my head into the wall like a bull
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:iconinsightfulpsychopath:
InsightfulPsychopath Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015
Not like China?
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:iconh--ydrophobia:
H--ydrophobia Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015
[YES LIKE CHINA ]
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:iconthemostspecialangel:
TheMostSpecialAngel Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014  Student Artist
:iconfucknoenglandplz:
MR. SVE STOLE GILLY BIRD
Japan: I think you may be right there, I wirr terr Doitsu-chan and Prussia-chan
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:iconnomnomsun:
NOMNOMSUN Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014
*looks at the bird house, then the yellow bird pops out* Oh, hey Gilbird.
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Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
I would have missed the ring and broken the birdhouse to get it. Berwald would've been like "dafuq u doin?" Me: my precioussssssssssss
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MicaOpal Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014
Is the yellow bird Gilbird?!
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:iconray711:
Ray711 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Tino: *happy dances in the background* Not his wiiiiiife~
Me: No, you're not. You're Santa.
Berwald: *looks at me* M'w'fe.
Me: I'm hungry. *walks into the kitchen and starts strangling Denmark's tie*
Mathias: WHAT...THE...HELL...DID...I...DO...
Me: Well, Denny, All you have in your fridge is beer!
Mathias: THEN DRINK WATER!
Me: But I want apple juice...
Berwald: *appears with le random apple juice* Here.
Me: Yay! Thanks, Sve!
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StepanyLoids Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dafuq man, u almost murder me there :iconenglandgiggleplz:
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hetalovergirl Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2015
This. I almost died laughing at this. You, sir/ma'am/gender neutral chibi-thing, are hilarious. Thank you for posting this comment.
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MyDepictionOfFiction Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
For some reason I remember being aroun seven, pouring Apple juice into beer glasses and pretending it was beer. I still do this THANKS TO YOU HETALIA!
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Tabby-Cat44 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i just... su-san... :')
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CRANB3RRYJU1CE Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letterfrom a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,thisreallyworks!!!!1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3times!2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and sayit to your self 6 times!!3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scrolldown focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.* ** ** *Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and whatyou wished for will come true within in one week!u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of yourcrush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Nowpay very close attention this important message!Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chainletters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if youbreak this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing thesestories.First Example:Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this samechain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when shegot this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a carcrash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happenedand her mom would be alive.Second Example:Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, wasshort and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs ofyour total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rdgrade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love forhim ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew upand married each other to live happily forever.Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd ratherbe, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats onlyme. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthatspecial somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!15 people- your crush will say they like you20 people- your crush will ask you out!25 people- your crush will kiss you!!30 people - Your crush will have sex with you35 people or more- All of the above!!Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!Now, complaining cus u dont have anyfriends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chatroom, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you onlyhave 1 hourif the pain goes on im not gonna make it...! 
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SpeakTheTruth16 Featured By Owner May 24, 2014
wait... a yellow bird, did Gilbird just have camo in this story.
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EvilAngel3 Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh I can't pick who I'd take over who..... I fricken LOVE Tino but Berwald is just so.... GAWD. *drools* And have ya seen him shirtless? OH MY FUCKIN GAWD.
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:iconinsightfulpsychopath:
InsightfulPsychopath Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015
I know. Sve needs more love.
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badassgermanchick Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Tino : so waiiiit , I'm not his wife ? O.O

Me : No , your romano's .

Tino : OOOOOHHH , okay ~! Have a nice night you two ~ ; )

Me : Bird , SICK HIM .

Bird : starts to peck on tino *

Tino : AAAAHHHH STOP IT BIRDIE ! PLEASE ! ROMMMAAANNOOO HELP MEEE !!
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AnzhelikaBraginski Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Romano : What the hell?



Spain : Your wife needs you Roma :3
Romano : BASTARDO STFU I DONT HAvE A WIFE AND IF I DID IT WOULDNT BE TINO!!ASDFGHJKL 

Spain : Dang you dont have to be so mean..Luffy Anime Emoji (Cry) [V4] 
Romano:miku (fuck youz) 
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:iconinsightfulpsychopath:
InsightfulPsychopath Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015
Romano is just stealing everyone else's date, isn't he?
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:iconbadassgermanchick:
badassgermanchick Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OH MY GOD THAT WAS PERFECT . JUST SIMPLY PERFECT.
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AnzhelikaBraginski Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Danke mein freund :)
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:iconbadassgermanchick:
badassgermanchick Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Not a problem >u< 
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TheKitKatArtist Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Student General Artist
Aaaawwwww!! Bernard is so sweet!! ^.^ 
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naomiphantomhive1 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Student General Artist
aw~! so cute~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mochi-and-2P-Rose Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
liked it
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bribri1230 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Professional Interface Designer
THAG WAS TOTS OCC SWEDS BARELY SMILEstillloe the story though!
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:iconfrenchypants:
frenchypants Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014
Im married to a swede married to a swede im married to a sexy swede xD 
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EvilAngel3 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
so pewds? :iconpewdsplz:
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RoseEmma1 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014
Ohmgosh Sve San~<3 
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ThatHetaliaFreak9 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Did Prussia lend him ----->:icongilbirdplz: to help him propose?
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Lizzels199 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"...he's so gay for Tino-chan!"
I died XD
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blackrockshooter56 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ahhhhhhh this was so good but Denmark smiling that's a bit scary that is a sign of the worlds end!!! D:
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MakiLoveCrysis Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Student General Artist
This is so cute!!
I shall now claim mai husband *drags Berwald away*
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Femdenmark92 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013
Aww XD
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:iconciel-phantomhoof:
Ciel-phantomhoof Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013
I actually ship Finland and Sweden just because of the episode where he called him his wife
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AlexWhtie Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*Finds this* ... I gotta stare at Sweden before I read this! *Le stare and.... :iconnosebleedingplz:*
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Romacat Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013
So cute! But that ''But he's so gay for Tino-chan!'' part had me dying I love it!
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109144 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
TOO. F-ING. CUTE.:iconblushplz:
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monkeylvr13 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013
Cute! Oh Sweden! You are cute at times
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