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“Kesesesesese~ this is just awesome, West!”
Germany looked up from the book he was reading and glared at Prussia.
“Are you talking about yourself again?” Germany asked irratation clear in his voice. Prussia let out another cackle.
“No Luddy. I’m talking about my wedding proposal to [Name]!” Germany’s eye twitched at the mention of his nickname, but grew insterested. Prussia wasn’t really commited to anything so this should be fun to watch.
“And how are you going to propose to her?”
A smirk slowly formed on Prussia’s face.
“Hey Gil! What brings you here?” you asked the albino who suddenly appeared at your front door.
“I just wanted to see my awesome girlfriend.” You sighed.
“Do you add awesome to every single sentence that comes out of you mouth?”
“Hey babe, can you go make me an awesome sandwich.” Prussia asked, not listening to a word you just said. You huffed and scurried to the kitchen.
While you were off making the snack, Prussia took the ring out of his pocket and plopped it in his mouth. Now all he had to do was get you to kiss him and slide the ring in your mouth. The plan was full proof.
“Here’s that sandwich you wanted, your highness.” You said with an irritated grin. Prussia smiled and puckered his lips.
“Eh? Is this my reward for bringing you the sandwich? I was hoping for something more…exciting if you know what I mean.” You let a sly smirk sliacross your face.
Prussia’s pants felt a lot tighter at the moment and he gulped. Wait if he gulped that means… THE RING WENT DOWN HIS THROAT! Prussia began to choke, jumping out of his chair and gripping the coffee table in front of him.
“O my god! Gilbert what’s wrong!” Prussia pointed at his throat while trying to dislodge the ring out of his windpipe.
“Ummm, Ok! I’ll use the Heimlich!” you rushed behind him, wrapped your arms around his torso, and squeezed as hard as you could. Whatever was stuck in his throat was now across the room. Prussia gasped for air. You slowly rubbed his back, trying to soothe him. Once he caught his breath he turned to you.
“Hey why don’t you go and pick it up, [Name].”
You were confused, but walked over to the object anyway. Once it was in your eyesight you let out a squeal of delight. The object was a diamond ring that looked really expensive. You turned towards Prussia and tackled him to the ground. He started laughing, a blush evident on his face, but after a few minutes you grew angry.
“Gilbert! You idiot! You almost made me a widow and we’re not even married yet!”
2nd To the 'Marry Me' series featuring the ever awesome Prussia. You know I should make a start page for this :/.Meh.
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Lolitagirl671 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
fnafcoolness Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Girl4558 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2015  Hobbyist
lol this was hilarious xD
maiteapink Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2015
*Germany face palming in the background*
StarfallVulpixGirl Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Randomsinger11 Featured By Owner May 8, 2015  Student General Artist
rosepink0011 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Student Artist
That was a fail prussia, my love, but thats alright. I still love you.
ToxikHedgehog Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015
That was kinda a fail on your part, Gil.
sokoakaberry Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015
Well...that was a very awesome story...Awesome. Very. Awe.soMeㅇㅂㅇㅎㅋㅎ
AshleynWoods Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Gilbert you idiot!!
HATETWILITELOVEKIRBY Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
If my boyfriend (if I had one) told me to  go make me a sandwich I would make it without complaint but then make it like pickle, peanut butter, and onion sandwich. With lots of black pepper mixed in with the mayonnaise.
greenemerald200 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  Student General Artist
THIS IS LIKE SO PERFECT <3 looooove it! ^^
Bunnylover811 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  Professional Artist
Omfg C'X I died!! Adorkable and funny~!! Love it!
Arido-Yuna Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015
It was a awesome proposal of the awesome Prussia to his awesome girlfriend xD
It makes awesome tears fall out my awesome eyes xD
SugarKittyPanda Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
dat ending XD
SolarSystemGoddess Featured By Owner Edited Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Prussia: Vill you go make me an awesome sandvich?

Me:*Sarcasm* Abso-FUCKING-lutely Gil!! *Walk's to the kitchen saying word's in my countries language, Panamalian*

Prussia: O^O? Zhe fuck??
Ray711 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ha! Make you a sandwich? You're hilarious, Gilly... Now YOU go make ME a sand which.
AnzhelikaBraginski Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Prussia i love you but.. ARE YOU FUCKIN SERIOUS??
InuAshi86 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Prussia

I can't tell if it was a proposal fail 

I mean it worked, but...
Jazzy-Jazzy-Woo-Woo Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my XD I love this so much
mskoolkatiful Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lol when he asked me to go make a sandwich i would have said "no go make your own sandwich you ass" and thrown a tomato or something in his face XD good story though i loved it!!
Cupcakeofdoom13 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014
I would have done the same XD
ROMANO-CRESS Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Student Writer
Xxkawaiipanda2000xX Featured By Owner May 1, 2014  Student Writer
Well that was sexy.
Explosion245 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
“Gilbert! You idiot! You almost made me a widow and we’re not even married yet!"

icyangel12 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh sweet god Prussia you should know better ya hold the ring with your teeth so i doesn't go down your throught
Miss-Inuyasha Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer didn't do Germany
Miss-Inuyasha Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
last line LOL
ElanaAK Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It's definitely a moment to always remember.
Friend: how did your husband propose
Me: he choked on it an I had to do the Heimlich, and then it shot across the room, and he asked me to go and get it after it was lodged out of his throat.
FoxTheMagnificent Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014
I just realized that Prussia is basically Russia with a P in the front, not that I really matters or anything just a thought. (This just proves how slow I really am)
AlisSparrow Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014  Student Writer
LMAO! Such a Prussia moment, my God. 
naomiphantomhive1 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Student General Artist
hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my germany!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PickleQueenOfNinjas Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
Only in hetalia...
narutoEATsasuke Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
wow, this  totally  sounds  like  something  America  would  do  XD  but  it  works  just  as  well  with  Prussia!!!!
SoulEvans12 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
He almost died!! why am I laughing at this? 

nice story

ps: Prussia be like: Go pick up the thing that was just lodged in my throat 
HetalianSunflower Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Me: *sigh* O Gil... You can be so stupid at times.

Gilbert: No I'm not, frau! I'm awesome~!

Me: *groans and hugs him* I //guess//...

Gilbert: *cheers*
xofandompridexo Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013
Lol THIS IS PERFECT!!!!!!!~ Gil's way of proposal was......unique.......... He almost died!!! But he didn't I LOVE YOU GIL!!!!! *glomps Gil*
seffykoepsel Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, only with gilbert would he almost die proposing. bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Not funny frau!

yes it is.


hehehehehehehehehehehe -annoys gilbert-
Femdenmark92 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013
Kesesese oh Prussia XD
Miss-Fandom-Chan Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
xD Hahaha oh Gilbert
Lullabydream Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
So funny >< 
Besides its called 'Heimlichgriff' :D
xcosmetic Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
We call it Heimlich Maneuver in America.
Lullabydream Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sorry i was on 'germanmode '(sweatdrop) Sweat Drop Emote Sorry :oops: 
xcosmetic Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
It's alright. Heimlich is a German word right? It's natrual that you'd want to correct me.~
Lullabydream Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
thankS for understanding :)
But im still sorry
Alice-B-Rabit Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Only Prussia can choke on the ring xD

Romacat Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013
I'd be upset too! My awesome but strange Gilbert almost died! That last line gave me the giggles though. You're lucky I love you so much you silly Prussian!
LoveSickAnimeFreak Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013
D'awwwwwwwww X3 
IMAFTF Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Hobbyist
Funny Funny 'You almost made me a widow and we're not even married yet!'
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