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((Headcanon: Since Haru has a weird obsession with water , I believe that he also has a keen love for the things that reside in it. I also believe that he has a deep fascination for mermaids which explains his wacko behavior in this here fic))

"Mommy! Mommy! Look at the pretty mermaid!" a little girl practically screeched as she pointed at you frantically over the railing.

You put on a smile and waved at her , causing her to shriek in joy and attempt to climb towards you , but her mother quickly grabbed her , reminding her that there was water surrounding you and it was an embarrassment to the family.

You chuckled as the mother scolded her child ,already used to that same little speech. Little children always attempted to swim out to you , whether they could swim or not.

You really enjoyed your job for the simple fact that kids admired you because they thought you were really magical.

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"H-Hey you! That's against the rules!" you heard someone yell and you felt water splash against you. You turned in the direction of the sudden onslaught and gasped at the sight before you.

A boy was floating peacefully. His mouth agape and facial features so serene. A pink blush blossomed on your face when you noticed that all he wore was swim trunks. He continued to float , coming closer to the rock you resided on.

When his body reached you , his eyes shot opened and landed on you. They widened for a fraction of a second , a twinkle to them. He stood up at full height  almost reaching your torso.

You two stared at each other. Him occasionally looking down at your 'mermaid' tail before going back up to your face.

You cleared your throat in embarrassment. "Um. You do realize that... you're not supposed to be in here , ya know."

The boy snapped out of his daze and answered. "But it's water."

You waited for him to explain further or at least better than 'it's water.' but the way he was looking at you told you he literally jumped in here for the liquid. You furrowed your brow in confusion.

"It's.. not even that hot. Why did you jump in?"

"I like water."

You could feel a gray hair growing atop your head as the boy gave you short (and completely wack) answers. You were so wrapped up about his strange answers , you didn't even fell the little tug on your tail.

"Is this real?"

"Eh?"

He tugged again and looked at you with admiration.

"Is it real?" he repeated  "Does your tail help you flow through water easier?" he questioned , a little excitement laced with his dull tone.

You stared at him. He had to be nuts. Off his rocker. Completely wacko. There's no way someone would actually believe your 'tail' was real. He waited patiently, as if people weren't yelling and taking pictures of him.

You swatted his hands away. "No it's not real and I highly doubt I can swim in th-". You were cut off when his hand grabbed yours and yanked you into the water. It was cool and relaxing , but that didn't soothe your anger.

You swam up and nearly head butted the boy , who had a shadow of a smile on his face.

"Are you crazy! I could have drowned!"

He shook his head. " You're a mermaid. That's impossible."

You growled and poked his chest. "It's just my job! We're at an aquatic theme park you weirdo!"

He grabbed your wrists and placed his forehead on yours , causing you to blush a deep red.

"I don't believe you." he breathed out , staring at you with shining blue eyes.

"Wh-What do you mean you don't believe me! You paid for a tic-"

"Marry Me."

"No! Get outta here! I'm not a fucking mermaid! You felt the tail , it was obviously made of material!" you snapped. "And I don't even know you , don't ask questions like that!"

"Nanase Haruka."

"That doesn't help at all!"

"Marry Me."

"SECURITY!"

-

It was then , you discovered , that being 'magical' wasn't worth the hassle.
BACK FROM VACATION!~ And I don't update with important stuff like requests or continuations , but I give you THIS! A SOME WHAT OOC HARU-CHAN! I'M SO GOOD TO YOU GUYS AMIRIGHT! (You can hit me for this later)
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Fandom202 Featured By Owner 6 hours ago
Makoto: I can't believe I lost Haru. Who knows what he'll do...
*sees security go towards the mermaid place*
Rei: I think we should investigate...
*when they arrive*
Makoto: HARU! THAT IS NOT A REAL MERMAID! IT'S HER JOB! GET OUT BEFORE YOU HAVE US KICKED OUT AGAIN!
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FullmetalAndCatLover Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh goodnessXD!!! Sweet!!
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Ask-Litchi-FayLing Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Glob I died when he said
MARRY ME
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shaynalanibaker Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  New member Student General Artist
omg i thought that this was hilarious because i used to be a disney princess at one of the parks!!!
if i was ooc i would have gotten fired though...
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Lemonchollytail Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2015  Student Filmographer
woah.you juts made me like haru reader inserts. this was great!
and don't worry, i don't think there's such thing as a OOC haru, he rarely shows any emotion anyway. lol
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kateaj78 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015   Writer
Aww poor baby. Lmao that's kinda sad. He was so calm. I can't stop laughing. XD
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SarahTheSenpai Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014
Yes.
Much yes.
All my yes. 
Fabulous Pewdiepie Emoticon 
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briannamichaelis Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014  Student General Artist
Makato is probably hiding from emberrisment and hitting his head on the wall. 

This was ABSOLUTLY perfect! ASDFGHJKL SO BEAUTIFUL
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Bloodpaw221 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Student Artist
Indeed he was
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kailee85501 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014
I was thinking the same thing to XD
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2n31 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014
This is hilarious!! Great job!
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helpmewoofy11 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This is so perfect XD
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95Gaara95 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Hobbyist
That was adorable!
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Bleacher-fan Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014
I'm dying of laughter!! xDD
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InnocentHobbitses Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014
I'm laughing so hard rn and it's pass midnight!!!!!!! XDDDDDDD
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Isadroth7 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014  Student General Artist
Omg this is amazing
a part two would be hilarious XD
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lonelykitten92 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014
 lol love it

....Next Day

.....-sees Haruka around the corner- "SECURITY!!! THE HOTTI-WACKO IS BACK!!! 
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EdwinaCX Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I lost it when I read the "SECURITY!" Part.
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ChihiroNoKaze Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Me: I'm not a fucking mermaid! And I don't even know you! -_-
Haru: Haruka Nanase.
Me: That doesn't help at all!
Haru: Marry me.
Me: SECURITY!!!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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gryffindorslion17 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014
Somewhere, Makoto is banging his head against the wall xD
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MsBikasa Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Student Photographer
you've read my mind :D
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didibell Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014
I want to marry him thoughPirate says PLEASE 
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Haruka, why you so 'dorable?!!! ^///^
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Fallentree101 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
this
was
SO KAWAIIII DESUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!
(i dont even know if im using that correctly oh well)
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BlueEyes1206 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014
I'LL MARRY YOU!
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XoRAWRoX Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Student Artist
When he said marry me it reminded me of belarus
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spiritofterrabithia Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Student General Artist
love this
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miny-mina Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014
OMG THAT WAS SO CUTE,I IMAGINED HIS VOICE PRACTICALLY CUTTING MINE OFF BY SAYING MARRY ME
SO CUTE
I LOVE IT
THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!!
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Anne-who Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014
Hahahaha! You seriously NEED to make a second part, it was HILARIOUS! Totally loved it, please, make a continuation
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FreedomFriesFriday Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd be like of coarse im a mermaid
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PariahIncognito Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
I really find it funny hahaha.
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kanaemiyuchi Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014
hahaha lol...but stil cute though~
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Yazhigrl Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014
Ahahaha! I loved this! I can totally see him doing something like this. Dignity Laugh 

This is the start of a hilarious romance, I think. Lovely Shoujo (Heart for you) [V3] 
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CronusAmporasWifey Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Student Writer
imagine haru and reader-chan get married and ten years down the road haru is the definition of a competitive swim dad/coach.

"how many time have i told you to call me fucking coach nanase or haruka-senpai at practice ariel"

"but dad-"

"the only 'but' allowed, young lady, is when your friends talk about how hot mine is. get back in the water. you have 50 seconds to give me the length of a 50 sprint. go."


50% off as fathers wutwutwut
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BoomPopBang Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes. Just yes.
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tippycat332 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This is perfect
you deserve a kawaii cake :iconkawaiicakeplz:
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CronusAmporasWifey Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Student Writer
hehe, thank you~ *bows*
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tippycat332 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
you deserve it uwu
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WishingforaWish Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Student Writer
dat was just-
Why did I let the guards take him? ;-; He wants to marry meeeh.

Awesome story by the way :D
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XIamAwsomeX Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Student Writer
THE HETALIA REFERENCES IN THE COMMENTS
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marshmellomouse Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
IKR?
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Sapphire1313Emerald Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
XD He went Belarus on meh~
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narutoEATsasuke Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
i'd  marry  him!!!!
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inuyashafangirl101 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD LOL. Silly Haru-chan...xD
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LeRPG Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014
Yeah i'll marry you._. do i have to wear the tail?
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tippycat332 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
BECAUSE IT GODDAMN MAGICAL
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LeRPG Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014
AHHHHHH!!!!!! IM SORRY IM SORRY!!!!
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tippycat332 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
HOLY SHIT HE TURNED INTO BELARUS
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CorveryeKatt Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
pfft HAHA i love this so much
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five-tailed-helper Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014  Student General Artist
There should be a sequel to this where Haru see's her without the tail and him thinking she could put it away when she's on land and him trying to get her in water to get it back.
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