Happy Birthday (America x Reader)

"WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!"
America yelled while waving his arms in the air.You face palmed.
"Al. Please don't do this while we're on a public bus. America laughed.
"Since it's my birthday I get to do whatever I want [Name]!" He laughed again and many people on the bus were giving him dirty looks.
"Tch I don't see why your so excited. You go to Mcdonalds everyday."
"Yeah, but today your paying for the meal! So it's special~! "
"Your facial expresions don't amuse me." he ignored your comment.
"[Name]! [Name]! We're heeeeeeere~. He quickly ran of the bus and into the restraunt. You sighed.
"He's probably gonna ask for the whole menu" you said to yourself and walked into your own hell.
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"Hey [Name]" *scarf scarf scarf* "this isn't" *scarf scarf scarf* only *scarf scarf* gift." Alfred said between bites of his Big Mac
"Alfred...I didn't catch a word that just spilled out of your mouth."
"Hahaha~Sorry! I forgot, you don't understand "awesome"."
You huffed. "Can you please stop acting like Gilbert and repeat what you said."
Alfred started to pick up his burger for another bite, but you grabbed his hand.
"Without stuffing your face."
Alfred scowled. "Fine. I said "This isn't my only gift."
You scoffed. "I just bought you half the menu. I'd say that's a huge birthday present."
"But this gift is something we'll both enjoy." He smirked. You knew he was up to something, but you were curious.
"Let me here it."
"I want you to give me your virginity!~"

"....."
*Smack*