Games 'n' Guys (Hetalia x Reader) Intro

"You need a life , (Name)." Belgium said , not even lifting her eyes from the magizine she was peering through.

"Well gee, I love you too , Bella." you reply , your eyes also not leaving the object of your attention.

"No seriously, (Nickname). No guy's gonna wanna tap that if all you do is play video games all day."

You deadpanned and looked at her. She had an impish grin on her face. Her eyebrows rose as if wanting you to question her. You scoffed and returned to your game.

"Oh-a no!" the red hatted plummer yelled as he fell down a bottomless pit.

Belgium tutted. "See even Mario agrees with me. Get a boyfriend, (Name)."

"Well you and Mario can suck it , 'cause I'm not leaving this spot till he jumps over that f-ing goomba."

And just like that Mario decided to be a piece of shit and jumped over the goomba.

"Dammit."

"Welp~ Time to mingle , (Name)."

Belgium grabbed your arm and dragged you upstairs. "If you wanna man, you gotta dress the part.~" she gushed while she pushed you into your room and began to rifle through your closet.

"Hmmm. Ew no"

She threw an article of clothing out of the closet.

"Gross."

Toss.

"This is shit."

Toss.

"What the hell , (Name)! All your clothes suck!" she yelled while stomping her foot on the ground. You were about to open your mouth to protest but stopped when she yanked out her phone.

"Desperate times call for desperate measures. We need Xiao Mei."

You gasped dramatically. Yeah Taiwan was a great friend of yours , but when it came to fashion, specifically your fashion, she turned into a crazed woman primping and prepping you till you couldn't take it anymore.

Once the call was made , you tried to sneak out , not wanting to deal with all the fashion craze. Before you could even reach an exit , Belgium grabbed you.

"Oh no. You need this (Name)." she grinned and tugged you to your sofa, sitting you down. You sighed and waited for Taiwan or more accurately your untimely-demise.

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"Ow! Dammit Mei!"

"Oh quit whining i didn't yank that hard.~"

You grumbled as the girl continued to pluck your eyebrows while Belgium brushed and flat-ironed your hair.

"(Name)~ Your hair is so soft! You should wear it out more instead of putting it in that god awful ponytail."

"I'm really feeling the love guys." you pointed to your chest. "I feel it here."

They both rolled their eyes and the make-over never ceased. No matter how many sarcastic and snide comments you threw at them or the curses that tumbled out of your mouth when they pulled or yanked too hard.

After hours of pain they were finally one, gushing at how cute you were. You groaned.

"So you guys are done playing doll. How the hell am I gonna get a guy? All you did was put me in new clothes."

They both glanced at each other knowingly as Taiwan skipped to the shelf of games you have. She looked carefully , analyzing each one. She let out a cheer when she found the one she was looking for , grabbed it and waltzed over to you pushing it into your arms.

"You can't hide anything from your best friends , (Nickname).~ We know who you have a crush and based on the way he acts and how he assets situations , this is the perfect game to 'set the mood'."

You stared at your Asian friend, wondering if she and Belgium had planned this all along. A giggle from the other female confirmed it.

You sighed for what felt like the 1000th time that day and grabbed your jacket.

"Fine. I'll go along with this stupid plan , but I swear if he rejects me , I'm secluding my self for all eternity and you both can't stop me."

They both saluted and shooed you out the door. Once you were outside they slammed the door. You could hear them gushing about all the different scenarios you and your crush would go through playing the game.

You looked down at the case and then looked in the direction of your crushes house. You groaned and started to walk towards it.Praying that this hair brained scheme would work.